HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL OF OUR BIKER FRIENDS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

🎄 MERRY CHOPPERMAS & A FULL-THROTTLE 2026! 🎄

May your Christmas be louder than straight pipes at 6 a.m., your eggnog be stronger than your clutch hand, and your tree be surrounded by chrome instead of presents. May Santa roll in on a chopped sled, Mrs. Claus ride bitch, and the only thing breaking down this holiday season be your diet.

Here’s to burning off Christmas calories with burnout marks, staying upright through the holidays, and ripping into 2026 wide open with no speed limits, no excuses, and no damn quiet pipes. Ride safe, laugh hard, and remember—if it ain’t leaking oil, it ain’t got oil.